I'm pretty sure Jaden Smith is just on his way to a wedding.
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It's halloween that brings up the great sadness that is the Heidi Klum and Seal breakup.
Guys, if you love Harry Potter AT ALL, and you're not signed up for Pottermore, you should. It's a lot of fun, and a lot of work went into the art behind the moments. You can seriously spend hours on there. Plus, find out which house you would have been put in, for real, because J.K. wrote the quiz for the sorting hat.
I really want to hug my cat right now, but she's in or behind furniture.
My heart.
That poor kitten! That poor, poor kitten!
That's why you need to go Finn and haul him off wife-carrying style, slung over your shoulders like a sack of potatoes.
I can't help but wonder now, though, would the Reaper react any differently to the death of a Sim it loved? You have the chance to find out now....
GARLIC PARMESAN FRIES. A whole plate of them (I'm sure meant to be shared among several people as an appetizer). All washed down with a Guinness. I was SO relieved the wedding was over and SO hungry.
I got married in Ireland. We were there for a month before I got married. What diet? I think all the pints just gave me a glow. And JOLIE. When is your cleaning column coming back? I miss it like crazy.
If they aren't Sorcia McNasty Southern Ghost Truck levels of terrifying, I'm going to be VERY disappointed.
Yeah, about that.... Is there a way to sort posts so newer ones show up first? I kept trying to find more to read, but it is impossible to scroll far enough down.
SATAN. SATAN WAS PHONE.
Some of them were (evil cackle) BURIED.
Wait until tomorrow. There are 5 there that genuinely gave me heart palpitations.
My future feminist punk band is to be called Cunt Stubble. I think we have a solid tour in the works here.
I just shot out a laugh. Hilarious band name.
I like that he had to specify that the corpse crawled out during an awkward night of sex. Are there nights of sex where a corpse crawls out of a vagina that aren't awkward??