Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

1. Your Drew Magary imitation is getting very good

At what point do they ask you to start carrying the load for CarMax saleries?

Actually I’m sure they love the publicity. Doug isn’t exactly badmouthing them and never has, actually most of the things he says are positive.

Just in case you’re not purposely trolling, and you actually need a little schooling:

Am I really the only one who at least tries to get the guy to let me chip in for half?

Huh. I’d have thought he’d be a Niner by now.

His return will be greeted with a round of high fours.

I love Markiplier—can’t think of a better person to engage in a calm and friendly conversation with someone who insulted his career.

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

I don’t think it can be pointed out often enough the degree to which the NFL, in actuality, does not give a shit about the military but uses the partnership for 1) profit and 2) so that all the military nomenclature that is shit out the mouths of the Bucks and Nantzes of the world of a thin veneer of support from the…

Considering its the WaPo and NYT who have broke most of these stories, I doubt its the evil GOP agenda driving the story

This post is bad and you should feel bad.

Here’s the thing about weddings: no one else gives a fuck about your wedding. They’re fun to go to, sometimes, and when you’re close to the person and it’s wonderful that they are planning to be with someone they love and cherish and vice versa forever it’s a beautiful idea and we all get sentimental over that. BUT.

Weddings are dumb though. I mean, I’m married but I think it’s dumb. None of it is necessary and all of it is made up by people wanting to sell you things.

I cannot fucking believe you left off the Hanes Classics ComfortSoft Crewneck. Are you kidding. Is this a joke. I want to know is this some kind of sick joke.

May god have mercy on your soul for being so hideously wrong.

Counterpoint: Your opinion is terrible and no should listen to you.

I thought it was about these guys:

“Business owner disagrees with my beliefs/lifestyle and refuses to create a product that celebrates or memorializes same.” I’m kind of with him on thinking this is okay, in theory — if I owned a bakery and some racist skinheads came in to buy cupcakes, I would sell them cupcakes (and go “ick, ew” under my breath the…