You clearly have never had to entertain clients (which often isn’t fun at all) or had to go out for a few cocktails with your boss & co-workers. Yep, you’re sounding a lot like the bitter dickhead that doesn’t get invited out. Random nights happen. Doing business often extends out of the office, Judgey McJudgerson .

I think we are expecting a lot from beer chugging fist bumping fuckboys who are making some inappropriate jokes. They are looking for a rise out of the onlookers... Including us. Calm the fuck down and don't feed into it. This isn't new.

Alight, dick. Go enjoy your dad polos and white new balances. I will keep rocking a white v and jeans all damn day long. Because... uh, fuck you. It looks good, I'm not a fat slob, and it's easy.

That'll do Kuhn. That'll do.

Step up or shut up.

I eat (slam like a terrible tequila shot) about 4-8 raw eggs per day when sober.

yawn.