Will Eisner and Wally Wood say ‘hi’.

Will Eisner says, “Go fuck yourself”.

Alex Cranz - worst new hire in Gizmodo history?

Same. I think of it often.

I miss it.

It’s just as likely that she was being bullied by another girl. Can’t say I’ve met anybody from Texas who wasn’t a little off or xenophobic.

Matt Lauer will probably find some way to blame this on Hillary... for empowering girls or whatnot.

Fuck off.

The steam or the oil, i’m confused now?

But do you have to lay your chopsticks on your plate parallel to you when you’re full? Asking for a friend.

Nope, nobody did! Broadway is in enough trouble without rehashing more old movies.

Wow, that is way accurate. Especially for swinger orgies.

So the hot (but valuable) takes of Gawker.com are being shut down next week, but you guys get to keep posting these terrible YouTube videos that look like they’re produced by Tommy Wiseau? What a shame.

He really is a terrible writer. Totally messes up my usually enjoyable io9 scroll.

That’s not how that works, just FYI. You should read research.