I just want to know how you have a Wikifeet entry, Ms. Elderkin? Do you not also find that bizarre?

I expected the worst sort of hot takes here on Jezebel, and have not been disappointed.

Nope, nobody did! Broadway is in enough trouble without rehashing more old movies.

Everyone already knew this, and most were already bored by the whole, increasingly dull affair.

The rules for sex orgies are shockingly similar.

Fuck you, Chan, and fuck this shit-tastic video with the miracle of reversing footage.

Yeah, what the fucking fuck.

I know this is old, but you’re quite a cunt, aren’t you?

Isn’t he some born-again weirdo now?

Sure. You keep on believing that bullshit PR line.

If only they hadn’t cast the insufferably horrible, shitty Felicity Jones, this might be worth seeing.

Fuck off, you neo-Nazi cunt.

I’m not giving any more people the satisfaction of clicks for their unoriginal use of other people’s work.

Does it matter what this talentless idiot is saying on this ephemeral trash?

Well, fuck that.

It may cross boundaries, but demographically speaking most smokers and many vapers lack higher education.

Fuck “Sideways”, whoever they are for beating a dead and well-established horse. Fucking know-nothing millennials.

#CORRECTION

Maybe he can take a break off from being an obnoxious dudebro?

He’s a pig to women in real life, both in interviews and just in day to day living. There’s nothing he won’t say to women, from telling them he want to shit on their tits to asking them to blow him if they want real answers to questions.