Honestly, I only watch these for the Hallmark ads, which are ridiculously, hilariously emotionally manipulative and sentimental

I finally got to see BvS just recently, having avoided it for ages. It wasn't quite as dreadful as I was expecting, but it wan't exactly great either. Plus it was three hours (did I watch the director's cut?) And what exactly was going on with the weird dream sequences?

I felt much the same … what is 'e****g' by the way?

"I've gotten back into Latina porn."

Watched several episodes of Narcos
Saw 20th Century Women
Went to a concert by a Smiths tribute band

Still not as important as the time that the Pokemon porn parody used the name Dikachu

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*Legolas kicks stone disconsolately*

For some reason I'm imagining that he sleeps in a different house each night depending on how maudln he's feeling, and that each of those houses is decorated as a creepy shrine to his exes: one for Winona, one for Vanessa, one for Amber … and of course the biggest shrine would be for his forever love, Tim Burton

"*gives a pop quiz*"

I think it's pretty great that he's managed to sustain a career out of basically making several comebacks: most actors, let's face it, only get one chance at a second chance, but Reeves has bounced back into the zeitgeist three or four times. I can remember that before Speed came out, he was considered a has-been, and…

Maybe the update should be that there's a You tube video everyone shares, but if you press Skip Ad instead of watching the ad play in full, you die.

Featuring locally sourced knuckle sandwiches

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and Tarzan comes to New York … and fucking King Kong!

I don't know if it qualifies as 'an immigrant film' but Bagdad Cafe deserves a shoutout

and 6) do you have access to prescription drugs?

Something something Austria something something Kurt Waldheim something

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What the fuck bro?

And she still looks like a teenager or at best 20, so it's probably hard for her to be taken seriously for many roles outside juvenile parts.