Somewhere in Springfield circa 2014

He lives on a magical ancient Aztec diet of snake blood and mescalin and channels all his rage into his hair

aw, it sucks? shite

*checks watch, taps foot impatiently*

It's a stream of caginess

There's a serious film he made with Joaquin Phoenix years ago that I still haven't seen, but which sounds very good - a drama about some backpackers who get done for smuggling drugs in Thailand. I still think there's a decent actor in there somewhere

Sneer all you want; this is a good news story, and there are precious few these days

I appreciated that he actually made an effort to give the character some pathos beyond its broadly written cliche; apparently he did a lot of research on PTSD to prepare …

I did however like Hugo Weaving in it; I thought he was very good

Absolutely, and it's a great film, and it still holds up (I've seen it many times and it never fails to get me like it first got me when I was 13) … plus Gibson is brilliant in it.

Saturday was my birthday: I turned [REDACTED}

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses Eastern European and Brazilian supermodels yearning to breathe free

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it’s nice to see The Onion get a shoutout!

"Dory isn't a hero in my opinion. I like fish who don't get lost, like the shark in Jaws"

is it true that John Hurt has died? i'm seeing reports that it's a horrible cruel hoax

Top … Men https://www.dailymotion.com…

"This passage comes directly from the mind of cartoonist and Twitter phenom …"

by pressing tiny buttons with his tiny hands

Whose Bloodline Is It Anyway?

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chews up whatever falls into its gaping maw