Will the next one be called Fast Nines at Ridgemont High?

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No, I mean the actual trailer which just went online about an hour ago

Has anyone else seen that ridiculous Fate of the Furious trailer?

No article yet about the ludicrous trailer for Fate of the Furious?

I loved the score as well but felt it overwhelmed the film somewhat, as if it was put over the edit at too high a volume … still, great film. I wasn't surprised to see Aranofsky's name as a producer - it looks like something he might have made (massive close-ups, etc.)

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yeah, but are you hip to the groove, Daddy-O?

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No "tiny green balls" from Love & Friendship???

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I sort of wanted to know what was going to happen in three thousand years that the aliens needed help with, and I'm sort of glad the film didn't say

Galway, Ohio, I assume

great film; grim to sit through and very sad, but a worthwhile look at a culture and a people that gets very little good press

I can see that. The Gerard Butler thing is absolutely woeful (Jeffrey Dean Morgan is also in it sporting a terrible Oirish brogue not heard since Darby O'Gill and the Little People). Pitt's London-Irish traveller accent works (at least for me) because it's broad enough in general but also specific about rhythm and…

I honestly think that Toby Jones did a better job

PUT. THE. PLOSIVE. DOWN

He doesn't have a clue what he's talking about regarding the Irish accents. Tom Cruise's accent in Far and Away, as dreadful as it is, is not supposed to be Belfast. I think it's supposed to be Kerry (it's still shite, of course). Likewise, Brad Pitt in Snatch is playing an Irish traveller, and the Irish Traveller…

Possible Best Supporting Actor??

He has a particularly gristled, scuzzy moustache in this, and he looks and behaves exactly like my idea of what a rural Texas lawman would be like (Walker, Texas Ranger notwithstanding)