Specifically the spicy ketchup.

I’m so sorry that you’ve never had Whataburger ketchup. I know it’s a Texas thing, but it is sublime, and you can buy it at HEB/Central Market right next to the Heinz. Which I also like.

White House Reporters Ask All the Worst Questions About Syria

Every day I wake up hoping to hear news of Bashar’s death.

He didn’t actually retire. He’s going to be in a movie about a famous actor who retires from acting and starts riding the subway like a regular guy, and he’s also sick of all the media saturation that people subject themselves to on a daily basis, spending all their time staring at screens instead of interacting with…

What about Cock Magic? Would that be acceptable?

Yeah, no. F1 can’t very well have, say, cockfighting at one of their events because Bahrain decided to embrace that culture. I can understand F1's desire to protect their reputation, feeble as it may be.

“I’m a better driver when I’m stoned!”

I’m glad the financials are working out, but if marijuana users aren’t getting the picture that DUI is a public safety issue, that’s a problem. Though I don’t see how it’d be any more difficult to bust somebody before or after legalization. Nothings changed there, it’s still a DUI where you have to test for it.

“They aren’t getting us anywhere.”

“We are not even supposed to defend ourselves in this effing country”

yeah if a 39 year old woman beat a huge black guy to death?...dude. He punched her in the head and she died. You go to jail for that.

And don’t drive and smoke at the same time either. It’s still affects your motor skills and makes you a shittier driver. Just spend the extra $7 and order via Grubhub or Postmates or something.

Forcing smokes/scents/vapors of any kind on other people is self-centered bullshit. The cigarette smoker who can’t be bothered to step out of the crowd, the woman who thinks a gallon of perfume is somehow necessary/appropriate, the blowers of dope vape plumes - all just as shitty, and far more common than the drive…

Way to shame people who use cannabis to treat their medical conditions like... um glock coma and like... headaches.

I love how the sign accepts that you need to be stoned to eat there, it just asks that you air out a little.

Emma Sulkowicz* - artist**

They pay Lockheed to design the jet, but the science belongs to NASA. And it’s the science that’s important, once they establish that they can control the sonic boom well enough to make overland supersonic flight tolerable it’ll open the door to apply what they learned on this plane to commercial applications. It’s an…

Yeah, those Wright Brothers and their shitty single seat airplane should have been stopped before they wasted all that money.

My flying car will be here in two years. Why would I want a supersonic jet liner in three?