I don’t know what you have on your car, or what paint color or wheel choice you made, but I doubt you’d appreciate it if a random assclown decided it was “played out” and you deserved to have your car damaged.

Ok. Now is the time. That terrible photo of you the one time you tried a banana hammock? Cardboard blowup just inside the open garage. Your questionable sex toy collection? Hung on a clothesline at the top of the door. Your Andy Warhol tribute art depicting HOA board members seductively devouring various meat…

“Oh hello, nothing out of the ordinary here fellow neighbor.“

Don’t question it. Clearly this guy knows what he’s doing.

People would be surprised how big the runways are at some “small” airports because they were former small airforce bases. Even an old TAC base will have large runways, but a former SAC or AMC base will have HUGE runways.

But cats, including domestic pet cats who are allowed to roam outside, are not a threat to the environment, nor a threat to mankind’s survival. They are only a threat to birds.

slight water damage, some surface rust, ran when parked

Wow Russia is really dredging the bottom of the sea to rebuild their military.

Nature means survival of the fittest, and if cats are killing birds in the billions and threatening bird species, maybe your shitty Crested Flimcock isn’t meant to survive.

Schrutes are resourceful and determined.

Let me get this straight: You support cats, an invasive species, wiping out native wildlife populations because feral cats getting killed hurts your fee fees? If you can’t keep your cat from killing other animals, maybe pet ownership isn’t for you.

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.

It was getting enough help for it to be working. The truck didn’t get stuck because it had NO traction. It got stuck because it needed just a TINY bit more traction than it had available. The Tesla spinning its wheels was able to provide that tiny bit of extra forward force needed to keep the truck moving. This is no…

Now now, everyone knows the way to beat the insta-death cold is just to close the doors, then burn all the books. Seems like as good a plan as any.

You’re mixing up 2012 with The Day After Tomorrow.

Because the country that you are visiting wants to be sure that you will be able to leave by the time you have to leave. They don’t want you “stuck” there because your passport is expired.

I’m shocked that guys who’ve spent 20 years being really successful doing the same thing don’t want to change.

Where is Richard Hammond from, Oregon?

“What he says confirms my bias, so it must be true!”

Because in order to make lies go down easier, you just sprinkle in some truths? It’s the oldest trick in the book, and people who want to gobble it up will. Those who don’t like Trump will of course welcome things that make him look bad, whether they’re true or red herrings.