There are a couple of good points about President Trump that hold true first he is a teetotaler* and then he is actually better than a good deal of people at golf. However that comes about from him playing golf for at least forty years. If I could have his availability on golf courses I would be a lot better too.…

So Trump essentially used an Isuzu truck as a wall?

Hope this Picture comes thru. I would say back in the day NIMBY ruled

How is this even legal if they’re public roads and the drivers have valid licenses and up to date plates?

Your words indicate that you’re awfully close to considering Republicans as sub-human. Please be very careful. If you’re not just engaging in hyperbole, you need to find some hobbies other than politics. There are good people in every place, party, and religion.

Don’t lie to me it’s aliens jalopnik is a front for the cia coverup hiding alien visitors I know cause I’ve been contacted by the aliens and they are nice don’t try to tell me that it isn’t true they said the earth is really flat and they have 200 proofs and global warming is cause of vw and elon musk is from Venus…

You must be fun at parties...

Question: Being as I once ate puffin on a trip to Iceland, can I now claim to have eaten porg?

At least the scene with the lightsaber didn’t play out like this development image reveals.

Because their taxes will actually go down. Imagine that.

Because the Mon Cal cruiser was massive and expensive. And it simply disabled Snoke’s dreadnought for a time. Missiles are effective because they go fast, but consider the speed of the cruiser to what it might have done at sublight... it actually only did, what, two or three times its possible sublight damage, plus…

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

In the real world, SW has always drawn on WWII movies for stylistic inspiration in combat scenes.

I also loved the intense look he gave Rey as he chugged down the milk, as if to say, “You wanna be a Jedi now! This is what it takes. I have an alien adn I have a bottle. I DRINK YOUR GREEN MILK!”

It’s a... callback?

This is one of the best write ups I’ve read about it so far, since seeing it Saturday. Just such a weird awesome movie. It totally destroyed so many SW conventions and I’m sure spat in the face of some “hardcore” fans, but I fucking LOVED it. Gimme that weird shit any day.

Incorrect. The ships that explode in that scene haven’t entered hyperspace yet. You could instead remark that the ones that HAVE already entered hyperspace theoretically might have encountered the star destroyer as it was in hyperspace as well and they seemed to have intersecting paths, but that’s getting into…

I feel like you missed the best one, where Poe Dameron, dashing space flyboy, pulls a mutiny on the cold and frigid new commander who’s obviously not as a good a choice as him in his own mind, and it turns out he’s the asshole, not the hero.

Dealing with reality is not Hamno’s strong suit.