You forgot Portland. Portland has also been mattering for the past couple of years. And of course, San Francisco matters. Austin matters during SXSW. And for Bonnaroo, Tennessee springs into a four-day existence, like a momentary supernova.

Unconfirmed hot take: Lyft is after profits.

NYC and L.A. are the only cities that matter. Everything in between are just “flyover states” filled with corn-fed heathens.

It’s almost like people in NYC just can’t comprehend that there aren’t curb-to-curb taxi’s in most of the US.

So Lyft cancelled their advertising?

1) Anything is better than driving yourself around while intoxicated.

Have Ted Cruz say it.

Omfg, did you just assume Lyft’s gender?

Just wait till Jezebel hears about this.

• Be in not-NYC

I HATE GMO tires!!!

Welp, I’ll be driving home from the bars drunk I guess. Since there are no all-electric environmentally-sensitive unionized 51% woman organically grown non-profit no animal testing car ride companies to choose from, and taxis in my city are next to impossible to get at 2 am, I must drive after my eight martini happy…

Still better than taxis

“we’re woke. we are so fucking woke.”

When can we stop using the term “Woke” ?

The short wheelbase on the tractor along with the long distance to the trailer axle(s) certainly made this easier than it could have been. Backing my 18 foot car trailer with my short-wheelbase SUV is a piece of cake. Backing a 4x8 utility trailer with my long-wheelbase pickup is nigh impossible.

“I see a red car and I want it painted black / No colors anymore, I want them to turn black.”

I find it amusing you think this is really meant to compete with “luxury cars”. This thing will have tons of toys, but at the budget it’s being built under it’s NOT going to compete well with luxury cars. You want luxury car you buy an S or X for 2-3 times the price, at roughly 30K after incentives this isn’t that.…

It’s not a so called luxury car. It’s designed to be as affordable as possible. That’s why they choose a single screen instead of a more complex option like provided on the S or X. Sure, it gets compared to the 3 series or A4, but in reality, it should be compared to the Volt, Leaf, i3, etc. You know, actual electric…

If you bought a Nest Wifi thermostat and didn’t take advantage of the web interface or programming it for the whole week from your phone or computer, that’s nobody’s fault but your own for not reading the instruction manual.

Okay grandpa.