Its more shocking with the bigger battery.

Tesla turned a profit in Q3 2017, and only didn’t turn a profit in Q4 because they reinvested literally all of their profit into the Gigafactory and Model 3 pre-production.

3. faraway future’s car is coming in 2018 to DECIMATE ALL

Funny story time. Back when my parents owned a farm we (and others in the area) would lose our mailbox to vandalism and “mailbox baseball” once or twice a year. We already had a P.O. box because the mailbox was at the end of a 600 foot driveway and we didn’t want stuff stolen, but it was still annoying to not get the…

It looks to me like a case of DWOAF, short for Driving While Old As F*ck.

Don’t be ridiculous. If anything, the homeowner should sue the driver for any damage done to the boulders, even if a small chunk was broken off of it.

Still more functional than the Scientology E-meter.

What a moron!

6.5 lights must be metric.

That’s the Dragon’s Teeth of the German Siegfried Line. Didn’t stop Patton but few people are that persistent.

They did say the driver was 76 years old. It’s beating a dead horse around here, but we need to have a conversation about elderly drivers (and licensing requirement, period) with the general public.

Thank you for reminding me of one of my favorite GIFs of all time:

Hmm... not a bad idea. But the stop sign is already reflective, isn’t it?

Yeah but then there’s an ENTIRE HOUSE in front of them.

Bet you there’s more than one lawyer who has/had tried to convince the driver that they can sue the homeowners for placing the rocks there. After all if the rocks weren’t there he would have crashed into their house which would have likely been less injurious to him. They have created a hazard.

Wait, what? How do people keep running that stop sign? I was thinking there must be some kind of confusing signage or visual noise going on in the environment but there’s nothing of the sort.

This is what they need to do next. Line their front yard with these. Czech Hedgehogs.

Yeah, this “crazy uncle” is also torturing millions of political opponents in concentration camps.

I stand corrected. (I was copsplained to—and I have now also learned my lesson there).

I forgot my orange sash today, maybe next year. Of course there is one other person in the building that would get it.