If you were to ask her, “Hey Ainsley, what’s 2+2?” she’d whinny and stamp her foot three times.
RaggedMile
raggedmile
I got scolded once by Minnie Pearl: she told me I looked sloppy, to tuck my shirt in, or this girl was never going to stay with me.
I was dressed in Banana Republic, the button-down was not meant to be tucked in. It was a uniform, “this girl” was my work partner, we were the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile drivers... and…
[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]
Kristen hits this one out of the park. “But guise, guise, he had some really nice cars!” has been written over all the more significant and creepier aspects.
They just never finished the sentence.
This analysis of Jealous is so dumb that it’s hard to know where to begin.
Yeah, fuck anyone who defends this Bernie Sanders-endorsed piece of shit who is getting heat from some in his own party for advocating for Medicare-for-All and free college. Look at this guy’s website:
I think the reason he doesn’t want to say “Yes, I’m a socialist,” is because he rightly believes it would be ominously tinted and played on repeat in Hogan attack ads. I also think it’s important to remember he endorsed Sanders, and Sanders returned the favor, so Ben Jealous isn’t just some corporate shithead. He used…
You don’t think that Democrats should be going after voters that like rich people? Like the many people in pro-union states that voted a billionaire into the White House? Yes, they should be. That’s how Democrats win back two of the three federal government’s branches: by appealing to people other than…
Ive heard that one as substitute whichever branch of the military you want into either slot
The Volvo ad at the top of this page is even more specific, The Hook with just a picture of a cargo hook and a Volvo emblem in the bottom corner.
“Pfff let the president and his government control the press but HOW DARE Twitter and Facebook suspend my account for violating their terms of use! Free speech! Free speech!
“Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison.... where the State places those who are not with her, but against her,—the only house in a slave State in which a free man can abide with honor.... Cast your whole vote, not a strip of paper merely, but your whole…
If only, maybe then she would be too busy to listen to talk radio all day.
Chump knows what plays with his crowd, but he’s doing this, I think, in part, to tune that. He’s not that sharp, but he can tell what lines get the biggest responses; that’s how he builds new bits to riff on, I’d wager.
So it’s narcissism AND strategy. Gross.
And more useful than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would be in Tennessee, Alabama, West Virginia, 95% of Texas, anywhere in the Midwest...
The Git And The Pendulum
Mueller mulls major mandate, meanwhile multimillionaire miscreant meanders mindlessly meeting mistress.
Indict Me If You Can