The thing is today's mid-size truck is as big as the Dodge full-size truck I had in the 80's, and make my '02 Dakota look like the Ford Courrier I had before that.

A El Caminoed LWB Kia Soul maybe? Might not be that bad.

"What're you doing with that peanut butter son."

On American Resorations they were fixing up some NASCAR drivers childhood Husky dirt bike. At first blush they thought the engine was locked up, but when they pulled the head off the cylinder was packed with acorns and the engine turned fine once that debris was removed.

It was probably the raccoon so that you'd get rid of the squirrels.

My first thought as well. Spend more for a better base, or spend more to make a lower base seem better.

I've been in four bands with that guy over the last eight years and have many stories to tell about our shared experiences but that one is my favorite.

I see some XKS in the grill of the Jackie.

Friend bought a Chevy panel side van sight unseen before moving back to the States from Norway and I go with him to pick it up. It was previously used as a work van for a plumbing company so it's full of crap and the previous owner tells us to just it toss along the fence and leaves. As we're cleaning it out we see a…

Not that bad. I'll give it a star.

Nevermind. I really shouldn't post shit on the Internet before having at least one coffee.

I got a red light camera ticket from VA and live in MD. I didn't intentionally not pay it, but about 6 months later I got a letter from MD saying that they would suspend my license if I didn't take care of it by the end of the month.

I had several speeding tickets, and a couple of off-road vehicle on public roads citations in high school. It never effected my drivers license but when I got posted the Marine Barracks Wash DC my Top Secret clearance came through quickly but in three years I never got the additional access clearance to do things at…

In a parking lot. Yep, no risk there. It's not like the lanes are narrow of that there might be pedestrians around or anything like that.

Meh, typing quickly on an iPad that hates Kinja as much as the rest of us.

All of the top three drivers gets a trophy and the winning constructor also gets one. There's a provision in the sporting regulations that there needs to be a mechanism to obtain replicas of trophies awarded on request. Most teams who willing to put out the extra money to have replicas made for any trophies their…

Some of them were replicas. My guess is that those were trophies for drivers getting on the podium where the driver would keep the original and the team can get a replica to put in their trophy case.

The owner "owns" the car and he's free to do whatever he wants with it. The valet does not own the car and is expected to treat other people's property with respect.

That's one of the most ignorant things I've ever read on the internet.

No, it's more more of a whhhrrrr-screee.