Police have now found dismembered woman’s body. Some accident.

Please stop misusing “reboot”.

Not if it’s 90 C outside.

This is what you look like to the rest of humanity. You really should check it out.
All that moral and logical confusion.
But you’re just a whole lot angrier and nastier.

What is it with you and your obsession with fucking children and animals ? 

You don’t like change, do you. Poor dear.
Don’t be scared.

What slippery slope, you imbecile ?
Consenting adults are consenting adults. Children and animals are not.
Does this help ?

If you’re wondering why you can’t see the difference between consenting adults marrying each other, and adults marrying children or animals - Don’t worry. I have the answer right here for you:
You are quite stupid, and have no clear understanding of the difference between right and wrong.

Did you think before arriving at that opinion, or did you get it by mail-order ?

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I don’t want a gun, but I do want one of those crazy things for my helmet.
Can you put fireworks in them ?

This article is just a load of words looking for a problem to fuss about.

Ivanka said that she can barely make heads or tails of it all anyway

Do does anyone need you crusading around internet message boards defending the indefensible ?

Fuck myself forever ?
No. Decent human beings don’t need to make hyperbolic statements. “Men are awful” means “Men are awful”. There is no false equivalency.
I do understand the current fashion concept whereby someone representing an aggrieved group is somehow allowed to blurt out aggressively untrue statements. That…

Men are awful.

Taking a photo could possibly be better, as photos like this are arguably a few steps tougher to fake.

I imagine that these people believe in a personal, interventionist God. She multitasks.

I’m going to look that good when I can afford oodles of plastic surgery too. Good on her ! She’s so inspiring.

As supreme head of the Church of England, the Queen can wear a pointy hat and pyjamas if she agrees to meet the Vicar of Rome.