In San Diego, they put fries in their burritos. It’s fun eating it, not so fun a few hours later.

One, it’s St. Louis. Ambulances are frequently called into service in this city. Two as an attendee at dozens and dozens of Blues games I’ve never seen an ambulance on site. It’s kept in rear of the arena near the loading docks which can’t be any accessed by any spectators.

Boy, not to be a dick but this is Deadspin after all. St. Louis could probably not spare another ambulance...

There is an ambulance at every game, they are not allowed to play without one. With the ambulance taking Fiala to the hospital they had to wait for another one to arrive before they could resume play.

There was an ambulance... The wait I believe was so that a new ambulance could arrive at the rink.

They weren’t waiting on an ambulance for him. There wasn’t a replacement for the one he was taken off in. Rules state they can’t start playing until there is one.

Let’s remember some logos:

No, you calm down!!

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

The little “and stay down” at the end was a bit much, but other than that, beauty.

Cleanest of the clean hits.

No, this isn’t worse than the 2014 World Cup vs Belgium. That advances COUNTRY in the World Cup. This was just some club game. He could have gone Jack Wilshere on this play and broken something and it’s still not worse.

“Rare whiff,” claims the announcer.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

Madoffs Mets is killing it in these threads.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

Society failed him? Are you fucking kidding me?

Allegedly

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people.