You should learn to read.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I’m still bitter that he isn’t on the Kings. where he should be. Fucking rigged lottery.

“Yea, but he can he do it on a rainy Tuesday night in Kansas City?”

I stopped reading after the first paragraph. Not because I disagree, but because I agree 100% and it still pisses me off. Not gonna let Greg ruin my mood. “Jozy held up play well.” is a phrase that triggers me like no other.

“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s Zardes’ hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment the vocal majority of American soccer media and probably most certainly the USMNT coaching staff and Gregg Berhalter himself.

Nah. The ER is full of dipshit kids who thought it was a good idea to pop a xany or oxy while fucked up.

As Nigel Tufnel will tell you, they can’t prove whose vomit it was since there’s no way to dust for it.

I used to work in a MLB locker room and I was sent out for a lot of shit at players’ behest. No drugs though. They had their agents and hangers on for that shit. Mostly, they would give me a 20 or 100 and have me pick up some take out or some garlic fries from the concourse and tell me to keep the change. I had a…

This cannot get enough stars. 

“That’s not like him...” they say.

They should blame the real culprit responsible for taking far too many innocent lives: puke.

This.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

100% this. I have a 3 year old daughter and i’ve thought about what i’d do if her OR my wife died...I would feel like one of them would need me. But if they both died? There would be absolutely no reason to go on and there’s nothing anyone could say or do to convince me otherwise.

I honestly don’t know if I would be able to continue on if I lost my wife and little girl and the thought of ever experiencing an ounce of what he’s going through is turning my stomach.  Just an absolute tragedy

Minnesota and Fenton are, respectively,

I’d disagree (yay, I’m a contrarian again.)

Also, fuck Phil Neville.  Starts his strongest eleven, all subs were tactical, and he was screaming and running up down the sidelines the whole game.  To come out after losing and say “oh lol stupid third place game, we didn’t care about it, good job to Sweden for actually trying” is so weak, so whiny, so immature, so…

VAR disallowing a goal, then giving England a penalty they miss, has to be the most England way of losing this match.