FAHK YOU! OTHER CITIES DAMAGE WORLD SERIES TROPHIES ALL THE TIME! WHEAR’S THE PROOF HE WAS EVEN IN BOSTON?!?

WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD BABY!

I think what they are alluding to is that after 6pm there’s Mormon than women out at the local bars.

You liberals will blame literally anything you possibly can on Trump, huh?

Look I know we’re talking about the Browns here but surely they didn’t bring just one lightning cable

I also hope that Ramsey, C is checked in as “Chef Ramsey”

Petty Bourgeois. Who’s the Marxist on the Thunder?

And thus he reserves his spot for an episode of Deadly Women on Investigation Discovery.

The Blackhawks season doesn’t start for 50% of their fans until the second round of the playoffs, so it’s like they didn’t even play this year.

I’m a little dismayed they didn’t put him on a stretcher. Watching them escort him off was dreadful.

“It’s a bit odd to hear criticism over what gets put into the Thames, from a collection of people who once a year purposefully dye their river an even more putrid shade of green.”

As always, it’s more important to be diverse than to hire the best person for a position. Always remember that kids!

I have spent all year unwittingly torturing the DC contingent at Deadspin by telling them I thought this year was going to be different.

Pictured: Luck’s successful surgery.

Sanchez told the Daily News that she and her daughter were Reyes’ “road family,”

Before anyone brings up “Well what about the Fighting Irish?”

Wait. This is actually happening in India? Like, right now?

From the cheerleaders, the MAXIMUM caption, the weird oval stadium buildings, and the moonshot cricket dong, I thought this was from some movie about a slightly dystopic future that might someday come to pass.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

I’d like to think the Blackhawks could have gotten the Presidents Trophy if they had won more games than Washington and lost less.

Personally, I think it takes a lot of guts to go on record and think that Kansas, Duke, Kentucky, Louisville and Arizona are going to be good next year. What this take lacks in timeliness it makes up for in bold predictions.