There’s always next game!

Can’t imagine why...

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

Build a bridge out of her!

It would seem pretty tall to someone born in 2015.

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

I love this:

First time I’ve seen drug dealers name their product for the amount of taxes they planned to pay.

Pictured: Coach Papa

“The Boy’s Soul”

You mean like “The Penis Mightier”?

I refuse to wish anyone happy birthday on facebook. If they’re an important enough friend they get a call or a text. If they’re not do they really care that I wish them happy birthday on social media?

I had a teacher in HS who called his wife “my girlfriend” and explained that he does this because wife sounds like he’s taking possession of her. He was a dirty hippie though, so this guy probably isn’t doing the same thing

Is “Suburban Canada”, like, North Dakota?

Username fits well with your comment.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

The idea of Peterson in New England is very intriguing. Let’s see if he can come down off his high camel.

Guess what Edith? In the future, your vote is going to count exactly the same as a current 5 year old boy who says “Look what I have” while holding a piece of his own poop in his hand.