Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.

Jesus, he was booked with a DUI at 7 in the morning? That’s one hell of a fucking bender.

More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.

Or maybe one time they fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

This is bad. Every motherfucker in Orange County is suddenly a die hard ducks fan and I really do not want Diane in her Range Rover with the ducks window flags to feel any sense of validation.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

to me it is an obviously inflammatory take meant to get clicks. And if I’m being honest, Deadspin has been doing that more and more lately. It’s too bad.

That’s not Mark Davis’ hair, so I’m at a loss.

A certain pro sports franchise told Deadspin Wednesday that the man was not its team president, and that there would be “consequences” if Deadspin pursued the story.

Left him out to rot??? Uh, I believe they would have used every part of this kid.

Nah. You are pretty much spot on. The ban on weed is dumb. But its not an unknown rule. Plenty of jobs have dumb rules, but you follow them, because thats part of your job. Don’t like it, get a different job. Might not be as lucrative, but you have to make those choices in life.

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

“Part of what drove him to sudden stardom was his status as the greatest-ever Asian-American basketball player” Yao Ming?

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

I never thought I’d say this, but let’s get some more snooker stories up in here.

“Hey everybody!! We’re all gonna get laid!!!”

I am a firm believer that if you’re able to escape from prison, without resorting to offing a guard or taking a hostage, you should be free to go. But you gotta get at least to the next town, can’t just jump over the fence and get to be free, that’s cheating.

shots fired in st louis from outside the stadium. maybe maybe not tbh.

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

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