I hope our brave FIRST RESPONDER (ret.) was not injured while bravely defending our freedom!

Frickin’ idiot is lucky he didn’t kneecap himself with a ricochet off shooting those truck tires. Even by Florida standards that was World-Class Stupid.

Oh Florida.

Shoot first, evolve power of rational thought later…

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Arrested and charges are pending. At least according to this article:

At least the truck stood its ground...

I’ve always wondered why soccer can’t go to the video after the fact and deliver cards for this kind of stuff and diving. To me, it would cut a lot of the bullshit out that refs legitimately might not be able to see 

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.

A titty twister is a time honored example of gamesmanship. Don’t lump it in with disgraceful actions like biting and nut punches. It belongs with other well and good tactics like wet willies and pantsing.

The amount of money bet on tennis matches is incredible. The opportunity for fixing is incredible. The 200 and over ranked players live such a hard hand to mouth existence that fixing to exist could easily be the norm. Anything to stay on the periphery. If someone offered enough money so that you can can travel to a…

And then he dabbed.

He might be bad, but he’s not the worst.

Is there a wrong way to shit on Chris Christie?

Well, at least he shades governors The Right Way.

I’m fucking dying that that correction is real life. Who says journalism is dead?

Logan’s real name is James Howlett.

“Daddy.”

If you didnt cry at the end of Logan then you are a soulless monster.

No. This is good, this is a good move. A top 5 prospect in Jimenez and another top 100 in Cease. Basically this means that the Yankees were not going to part with either Torres or Frazier and that the Astros had no intention of moving Tucker.