I graduated 4 years ago. When I was there this team was loads better than now. Which should say a lot about how bad they are now.

Kyle Farnsworth when he played for the Cubs. He was usually not very good, but he threw really hard. And he legit beat up Paul Wilson during a baseball fight.

I’m not offended, but you’re going to be missing out on lots of good boys if you just stick to water-drinking dogs

Somebody clearly doesn’t understand the core concept of this series...

You’re right. Ole’ Al is the literal worst

He’s actually pretty terrible. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then.

Man I forgot how awesome those articles were until your comment. They were so good

Preferred summer cocktail?

This is part of a trade. It’s not though.

I’m beside myself. This whole thing is just so hysterical. Finally the GOP has what they want. A majority in both houses and a Republican in the WH. Yet they can’t even pass things out of the House. I’m not a Democrat(I’m a literal Centrist), but this is incredible to watch. They can’t even pass the bill they yelled…

Am I being too greedy in wishing Mr. Piazza would have directly shit on St. Louis Style pizza(which Drew once described as a war crime)?

Every Argentinian restaurant I’ve ever been to has had incredible beef/steak. That’s the only exposure I’ve had to Argentinian cuisine.

A family friend briefly played for the Browns when Saban was a coordinater there. He says Saban is incredibly smart but is incredibly boring and has no social skills to speak of. So your assessment is correct, Drew.

The closest I’ve ever purchased is a collared Mardi Gras shirt from when I was in NOLA one year. That said, Drew’s shirt tops any green/purple/mustard yellow in ugliness by a landslide

Lighten up, Francis.

‘Hey wait that’s not tr....shit.’

....Are you me?

Broiling is a perfectly acceptable way to cook grilled cheese, right?

When the Bills lose to the Edelman-QB’d Pats this week will they be kicked out of the NFL? What happens to Bills Mafia?

Which are more delicious-Burritos or quesadillas? My office(you are right-we aren’t working) has been bitterly divided over this all afternoon.