I snorted at this comment, and then I saw your username and literally slapped my knees with laughter. Well done, you.

If ModCloth experienced immaculate conception via Anthropologie, these Insta accounts would be the baby Jesus, and I would root for Pontius Pilate.

WHO picks narwhal over chimera!?

The Jesus and Mary chain-smokers.

At this point in our Global history, I find this to be a very bad omen.

Fuck you for unwittingly starting the trend of naming kids “Wokebae.”

My favorite part of this type of idiot is that if she does give in, she’s going to get way more of what he wants (sex without having to work hard or be committed) and he’s going to get way more of what he doesn’t want (considering the needs of others, constant communication).

If he hasn’t, and if MVP goes along with it, he’s in for a rude awakening when he discovers she has way more options.

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

And we all know what will happen if she agrees to this open relationship. She will end up sleeping with someone first and he won’t like it :). She will probably then realize she’s better off without him.

To play devil’s advocate:

Comic Sans isn’t a typeface. It’s a war crime.

Ugh, that book was so good. Such a mind fuck.

I want to feel bad for them, cause that would be legit scary and their parents must have been really worried...On the other hand what did they expect, there’s 200 miles of dead streets down there, of course they were going to get lost. Though man it would be fun to be part of a actually expedition down there. I wonder…

“We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So (you) won’t be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it’ll just work itself out naturally.”

Under $1000, there’s Stella McCartney, Alexander Wang, and Alexander McQueen; they all make the popular kind of purses simlar to Coach or MK without all the terrible branding all over them. Proenza Schouler makes some beautiful more out there pieces too, though they would be smaller probably. But my favorite …

Yes it’s so infuriating that ball-kicking is considered OFF LIMITS. If men don’t want to be kicked in the balls, maybe they should stop ASKING FOR IT by doing fucked-up shit that makes you have to kick them in the balls!

Touche. But I think then it would be Leather Settlement.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

Saw it for the first time last weekend. Love it. Don’t watch the trailer. It gives too much away. It is 99% comedy. There is very little if any horror in there. But gore. Lots of gore.