I do not watch the Bachelor or Bachelorette but I recently saw a clip of Jubilee’s season, including footage of allllllllllll the women just spewing hate at Jubilee, and astonishment that she was getting roses rather than kicked off. It was so obvious to me 1) that Jubilee was miserable in that shark pit and 2) that…

fuck off

It’s sort of fun. I recommend giving them things like “The Golden Compass”.

Why is it the woman’s job to ensure a man stand up for a child?

Jena has softer features and a more expressive face. Also, she will always have my heart because of Saved and some movie she did about having a dad in prison.

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

I’m already busy tweeting at Nathan Fillion

#savecaryelwes

You’re not alone in this. For what it’s worth, I also thought that the Beast was way less attractive when he got turned back into a dude.

Donald Duck is John Stamos

Lyra was at the top of our list, as one of our favorite book series...told some friends and BAM. That’s their kids name now.

I’m team Ekips.

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

I appreciate you.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

Echoes needs to stop taking relationship advice from Severus Snape.