illeagls sounds like an avian themed hip hop group

Sometimes a rolled up hundred dollar bill just isn’t fancy enough.

Duuuude, we are fast approaching that terrifying event-horizon at which “The Handmaid’s Tale” becomes nonfiction....

In Russia clipboards are made of bullets and tears.

Now if there is ever a reason to out someone, this is a good reason. Who is the producer who said this? Get on it, hackers.

True and tangentially related story:

"I'm trying to get you dumb bastards into space before you all destroy yourselves and the planet. Make babies on your own time. Aw Christ, hand me that lazer this James Bond f*cker is at the front door again."

Baby 1: “We need to have a serious talk about your choices”

Let us not forget 2002 Secretary’s James Spader. Because holy mother of god...

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…

Tara Jacoby is ruling my world with these illustrations <3

I feel your pain. I have a long torso, 28G boobs, a 25.5in waist, and 36.5in hips. My body parts wear 3 different sizes, and my torso is so long that darts on a dress are up much too high. Shift/sheath/structured clothing never dreams of fitting. But I can wear the mess out of wrap dresses.....

I hate dresses like this. I have CURVES. Unless that shit is fitted at the waist, get it the fuck outta my face.

I grew up around a lot of really old people. Some of them had been married forever. Almost every woman I had known was a stay at home mom, a nurse, or teacher. But all of them were married. Not all of them were happy. Divorce was still a little scandalous. And once these ladies’ husbands died either through heart…

i like dakota.

Twenty-five years and my life is still trying to get up that great big hill of hope. For a destination.

Oh shit - first Jezzie comment. My obscure German Hist Art degree has just validated itself... So, Nivea’s blue is Prussian Blue, a chemical dupe for Ultramarine. Also known as Berliner Blue, it was the first modern pigment, chemically synthesized way back in the 1700s.

I worked on the line at a Greek restaurant for a while. It was family owned, which meant that a couple had started it years ago, and their kids currently ran it. There was a lot of family drama because A) Greek and B) the parents hadn't decided which kids would inherit the restaurant. One of the brothers was a…

"No, ma'am, actually the sun is going to remain in its place as it has for millions of years. The Earth, however, will continue spinning and proceeding on its orbit as planned; would you like me to ask a manager to pull the emergency brake?"