@JennaW: "Where do you think we'd be if everyone went around making up their own steps? " ;)

@Anne Boleyn: ha! you beat me to it. I agree, hormones made me hate life and I refused to play birth control roulette trying to find the right one that wouldn't make me crazy. I've had an IUD since I was 23, I just turned 30 and I've NEVER regretting getting it! I did have to pay $300 for the piece itself, but…

@HRH Your Cuntness: hahaha. that is full of win.

@claudinelonget: YUP. Just have her send Baz a copy of Stardust. She wouldn't even have to audition.

@Oooh Shiny Objects: perfect. all she has to do is show them 'Stardust'

@mahmahmahpokerface: there's no crying in baseball and no sleep in advertising. i went from pulling all nighters for class to doing 12 hr days for client presentations.

@TediousCharm: HAHAAHAHAH!

Rhoda Penmark from the Bad Seed

@MemilyBimble: that just gave me chills. and you're right on the mark. can we tattoo him too?

@CosmicTuesday: hahaha. love. hearted for that. ;)

i totally just said: "the dishes are done, man." to my BF over the weekend.

@BrookeD: I started in the middle - by accident. I grabbed the The Girl Who Played With Fire randomly at the airport on the way to Australia. Sydney from PHL is a loooooong way. I got hooked and thanked the stars that I could buy the third one at the Virgin Bookstore in Sydney (it hadn't been released in the US yet).…

whoa. i totally didn't realize Jeffery was so tatted up.

@CynicalPink: i love you for posting PFB!!! hearted.

@confirmed spinster formerly angryyoungwoman: agggrh! those are both part of my top 3!!! Penelope, Elspeth & Beatrix. i'm leaning towards Penelope lately, but I've absolutely ADORED the name Elspeth for years.

@Violeta: dear god. i'm sorry. shit like this makes me want to make a "men are scum" banner and fly it over every city.

THIS kills me. Why!!! Who is paying these people? I can do a better photoshop job than that and I'm working for peanuts.

@DaisyGamble: hahahaha. hearted for that!

@likeskeletons: that is so awesome :)

@zombiefishgirl: props for the Jayne quote ;)