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I will always and forever be #TeamOldManWhoYellsAtClouds

Old man drops beats at cloud?

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:

I like how they labeled it a unisex costume to cover their asses, as if that was going to work. I wonder what categories it comes up in, what that size chart says, etc. The numbers listed by the sizes don’t seem very unisex.

You’re right, they’re barely left of Obama, if at all. Maybe even slightly right of him on certain issues. Which is because they are, in general, in their countries’ most right wing mainstream political parties!! (God-willing Le Pen in France won’t keep growing) Which, incidentally, tend to be much further right wing…

They think Kasich is “far right,” because they never venture outside and actually talk to people.

Kurt Cobain and Nirvana fundamentally changed the face of music today. You would be hard pressed to find any musician of note who disagreed with that. There wasn’t even a fucking hip hop group in the ‘90s that didn’t sample nirvana. They spoke to an entire generation and managed to make it feel like they were speaking…

Ok, so now you know.

No, she does not mean it literally.

If I were Sofia I would eat those fucking embryos on toast like they were fucking caviar.

Yes. You are the only woman in all the land who doesn’t wear makeup.

KRS already made an album called “Blueprint”- Nas

Then charged him for the salt.

Are you familiar with NBA referees not being ancient Greek villagers?

No, it’s Becky.

The fact that I’m being PENALIZED for being HORNY FOR JOHN KRASINSKI is an absolute DISGRACE and this is WHY Gawker needs to UNIONIZE

Maybe we just have different definitions of what "adequately middle class" means. Mine means you don't have to choose between a decent pantry item and lunch. If you'd just rather spend the five bucks elsewhere, however, that's a different story.

DOCTORS HATE HIM.