Let’s just get the Futurama episode about Fry’s dog out of the way. Moving on....

Crush: Its what the Machines crave.

A group called Bleeding Skull found a bunch of old camcorder footage shot by exploitation filmmaker James Bryan, edited it all together, and they’ll be screening the results for the first time.

Ok, the nitty gritty on P-body versus the original K:

Seriously. If it either gave my Pokes CP or at least rewarded me with stardust and not a mere pittance of XP, gyms would suddenly be more interesting.

But now who is going to lead the team on the final drive of a playoff game to a 27-yard chip shot field goal that the kicker will then miss thereby ending the Vikings season in hilariously depressing fashion? Feel like the whole game plan for the season is out the window now...

General rule of thumb:

Also, an article of yours just ran with the title “I Now Pronounce These Two Allowed to Fuck” about Ciara and her fiancé...right after an article about a Black man dying in the street.

It is worse then I feared then. Quick someone stop them, or they will rouse the ancient software engineer from his slumber and Windows ME will arise from the deep dark!

As mentioned in the commentary, we’d be twice as lucky if we looked half as good as the Lone Ranger at that age.

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! Screamed a democrat, as they crashed-dived into the big blue floor.

Yeah. These “jokes” he has done to get in character just shows that he doesn't actually understand the Joker at all.

You needed that as proof? Didn’t you ever read the Bible or go to church?

The scene with Thanos, presumably

“accelerating to 2.5G”

Wolverines! *fist in the air*

I am now going to have the thong song in my head, with every instance of “thong” replaced with “battle thong,” so thanks for that.

Mandatory.

Unfortunately there are... a Caligula-esque (Caligular?) twenty solid minutes of Hutt-on-Hutt action.

“Thai Fighter” is awesome!