Meh?

The Dark is Rising. The took a fantastic book, strip mined it, filled it with rancid offal, put a random American kid in it, and then rode off into the sunset while tea-bagging the concept of artistic integrity. The absolute worst.

Yes.

That looks exactly like a M.A.S.K. toy I used to have...

I, Radon, Overlord of all the Noble Gasses, approve of this casting.

Car batteries are a plentiful source of lead.

How does this compare to the Scout?

You got a better way to deal with the god-damned tweetle beetles Ant-man brings to the battle? No? I though not.

At last one small piece of the world is as it should be.

So Boomerang has a thing for the v emblems off ’50s Cadillacs?

Scooters are lame. Tiny motorcycles, on the other hand, are hilarious.

So Zoe Saldana is not black enough to play Nina Simone and they should have found a “blacker” actor to play her. Also using prosthetics to accurately represent the person being portrayed is tantamount to blackface, again, because Saldana's nose and skin tone is not black enough, and her hair is not natural enough.…

The Karate Kid is not about a white guy that finds a foreign culture, learns its ways, and becomes better at it than those born into it. It is about a white kid that discovers a foreign culture, learns its ways, and then becomes better at it than other white kids. SRSLY, in which way is that movie appropriation?

Or maybe they could build a minivan with a good suspension and decent handling. I bet people would buy that.

Holy crap, I should have edited this before I posted. Sorry about all the typos there fellow denizens.

Not a bad idea. Let's all remember how a handful of super-rich people decided that they liked not paying even the deeply unfair wages of the time that they convinced an uneducated populace that they would be better off fighting and dying for the right of the rich to own and entire race of people. Let's remember that…

Meh, it is friendly ribbing. An irritating cliché without a doubt, much like “rubbing is racing”, but it is hardly worth casting as a polarizing issue. More to the point, your first crash is a major change in your life as a biker. It changes your perspective on yourself and your world, not unlike one’s first…

It is very pretty, but all I can think when I look at it is “wow, he must really hate his nuts”. If there is a more artfully designed way to liquefy one's testes and force inject them into the rider's spinal column, I have not seen it.

Sweet. I saw Rhymes for Young Ghouls recently, and if the stuff produced is half as good, this is something we need.

I like that the new costume will both prevent her from raising her arms comfortably and stab her in the calf at inopportune moments.