Fucking sold!

Oddly, the actual toilet is shaped like a giant coffee cup.

How to start your day like Mocena:

I don’t really care about what my boyfriend or husband says about the products I own??

Oh no! My husband will be mad if I put my own things in my own bathroom?! Fuck your misogyny, your heteronormativity, and this comment as a whole

At least he died doing what he was indifferent to.

I second all of this.

I mentioned this while were editing this post (and I’ll add what I can find to the appropriate playlists!), but the entire genre of downtempo and trip-hop is more or less sex music, and as someone who used to be a DJ I can’t tell you how serious I am about this even as I have a huge grin on my face. :D A couple of…

You know what is also not unheard of? Blacks being unjustifiably murdered by cops while in custody!

Burritos are not wraps. I consulted an expert. (That expert is me.)

A burrito does not count as a wrap and is excluded.

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

i’m sorry but in what fucking world is she pear-shaped??????????????????????? like what?? how???? she is human shaped. skinny fucking human shaped at that!!!! i am confused and feel like a giant whale now thanks

This is perfect. Like, damn.

It would be helpful to state in the title that this article is only useful to men.

Here’s an interesting piece on it: