I would love to do one!

I would definitely do one if Jane wanted me to. I give so many of the products away to friends and family because I do get so many products. Obviously, though, because I get so many new products and have to try them all, I end up finding new favorites all the time and switch up my beauty routine often.

You get so many products, I wonder what your daily routine is like. Have you ever thought about doing a 24 hour product diary entry? I’m so interested.

I too love dippin dots.

No, it’s real.

I’m getting a rash just looking at it. I can’t wear most jewelry without breaking out. It sounds obnoxious, but I can only wear gold and sterling silver.

This is exactly why I am pretty obsessed right now with all things related to lasers, resurfacing, etc. because I generally agree with you that more skin showing and less makeup is more youthful, but I have deep age spots, scars, broken capillaries, etc. all over my face that age me worse than heavy makeup. This is…

My nailpolish in glossy box was a base coat (insert sad music here), but the lipstick is lovely.

This looks so fucking comfortable.

Mind. Blown. If I didn’t drink while watching Mad Men, it’s possible I would have picked up on this more.

I think the one chain that really gets it right is Kimpton. You can get the key to the minibar—or not—at check-in. The fridges are honor system, so if you want to jam something of your own in there you can. Members of their rewards program get a $10 coupon with every stay, essentially a free drink or drink and a half.…

Bless you for this. I think “TONS of Fucking Sequins!” will be on my tombstone.

“I’m just so tiny and petite! Everything’s big on me! Especially your big manly clothing! The reason I’m so cold is because I’m so thin and fragile, by the way, in case you haven’t noticed! Don’t you want to take caaaaare of meeeeee?”

As was Bill Hader.

Am I serious that something that creates the potential for a vicious and sometimes life-threatening infection, especially for other people who may be immuno-suppressed is a bad thing? Yes, yes I am.

Tangential: a lot of you guys probably saw that study that came out a little bit ago saying that when husbands get cancer, their wives stay put, and when wives get cancer, their husbands divorce them. I work in medical malpractice law, and I’m here to tell you, that’s true. Moreover, when there’s a wrongful death,…

Oh god I used to be SO BAD about bath/face/hair products, and always had a dozen plus half-empty bottles under the bathroom sink. NO MORE. I only buy what I know works for me, and if I buy something and end up hating it I give it away if possible and toss it if not.

Holy shit, the comments on this article.