Anna, I am genuinely shitting my pants right now. Please make a droll and witty remark to make us all better!

WTF is this shit? We’re looking down the barrel of a Trump presidency. FOUR YEARS OF TRUMP.

As I’m comforting my Muslim spouse as she sobs about what this means for her, I don’t have time for nausea. I just want her to be okay. I want to live in a place where an interfaith lesbian couple with disabilities aren’t seen as the enemy. I’m tired of our lives hanging in the balance every goddamn election because…

I thought Abuela was going to slit this dude’s throat, but I’m definitely feeling vomit-y now.

All of this is making me super antsy. I’ve been outside chain smoking like a motherfucker. Come on California, reign us in that victory.

I just fucking can’t. I’m so terrified and so sick right now.

America, what are you DOING??? Whyyyyyyy???? It’s 4am here and I am about to puke from anxiety!

I am literally sick to my stomach. No matter,NO MATTER your views on Clinton, there is NO REASON! that a piece of fucking garbage like Trump should be president. He is concerned with one thing, making Donald Trump better.He dosen’t give a fuck about his little cult, and he dosen’t give a fuck about this country. I…

I am dry heaving. I hate Florida

I am speechless with rage at all the idiots who thought it wasn’t worth going to the polls this election. I want to cry.

My god, America.

Can’t sleep, clowns will grab my pussy.

I’m so, so sad and heartbroken right now. What the fuck is wrong with this country?

Oh god. Ugh. I can’t even form words at this point.

There were silent supporters all along but I never thought there would be so many. I’m just going to keep drinking.

oh god oh god oh god

What is happening?! Why...

People with allergies and asthma. Spring and fall changes fill your sinuses and clog your eustachian tubes, and before you know it you have ear infections/sinus infection/URI.

I would normally be too cheap to buy the Sugar lip balm, but the screw-on cap sold me. All lip products should be made that way.

I’ll bite. Dick Sucking Lips.