Their mistresses?

Uh, they have showed it many times, it unfolds into a control device for the hosts and other park tasks, I guess it happens to be a mobile phone too.

I am really bummed out that the way I found out about this amazing thing was through sad news.

Man, this sucks. Cooking with Dog is/was great.

RIP Francis

Has anyone explained to Tori Spelling that it’s not O.K. to keep popping out children when you are really, really poor?

He can have it. I don’t care if he swims in gold doubloons every day like scrooge mcduck, just keep him the fuck away from the presidency.

Be careful, next thing you know the tortoise will be suing you for $31 million for posting it’s sex tape.

Hudson Hawk is a terrifically terrible heist movie (emphasis on the terrific), but it would be a real stretch to call it Sci-Fi.

When it comes to Stargate fandom’s dick measuring, at least I can say that I saw this movie in the theater. Which made me just one of 20 people in the United States to have done so.

Let’s face it: This movie can only be considered “good”, when taken as a proto-pilot for SG-1. On it’s own, it’ kinda a mess. But an enjoyable mess I can watch on a bored weekend.

Excuse me, but why isn’t The Core on this list???? Bad sci-fi at its BEST.

No, Sylvester Stallone is at his best when he’s playing an exasperated mob boss who’s trying to go straight in an almost blatantly pseudo-Shakespearean comedy. It’s not sci-fi, but if you really want to see Stallone at his best, watch Oscar.

The best worst movie set on Mars:

“Stanley Kubrick started making this movie, died, and then Steven Spielberg took over. The final result is pretty much what you’d expect from this absurd juxtaposition of filmmaking prowess. Plus, Jude Law plays a robot gigolo.”

Hold on, Source Code? I thoroughly enjoyed Source Code. I mean, sure, I’m also a Quantum Leap fan and loved Scott Bakula’s tiny cameo as Jake Gyllenhaal’s dad who managed to casually work “oh boy” in, but I thought it was a decent and perfectly enjoyable film, nowhere near terrible. Did most people not like Source…

And Hudson Hawk

And Cherry 2000.

There’s nothing terrific about The Phantom Menace.