Their mistresses?

Has anyone explained to Tori Spelling that it’s not O.K. to keep popping out children when you are really, really poor?

Wait, people are still buying into the standing desk fad? I thought it would be over by now.

Wait, people are still buying into the standing desk fad? I thought it would be over by now.

Or this?

Or this?

This is one of the reason I hate standing desks and refuse to use one. Ask a hair stylist or a person that works the registers at a store how their back is. The old ones often have back problems because they spend all day on their feet, even if they are on mats.

This is one of the reason I hate standing desks and refuse to use one. Ask a hair stylist or a person that works the…

Stories like this are just so tragic, and depressingly common. People are so capable of hiding things that when loved ones find out the truth it’s devastating. Like, maybe they knew that their spouse had a bit of a problem turning off the internet at night before bed, but who would presume that that was because they…

Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it?

As a childless old hag, I take zero responsibility for any societal decay.

i think this happens at every high school in the entire world. teens are rude assholes, news at 11

Dare I say preferable to black shoes with a blue suit? But another commenter here nailed it: don’t wear loafers (the casual-est dress shoe) with what is supposed to be a power suit.

The correct answer is actually burgundy (merlot, color #8, cordovan, etc...). Looks great with navy suit. (that GQ post is correct in IMHO (dark brown, no light brown or tan.)

They need to be much darker brown, and with laces.

Donald J. Trump, Jr., sitting in his big boy chair

I lived in a very small village in Maine, and the ~12 kids would all trick-or-treat in a group. They’d go to every single house, and they were STOKED to show off the mini soaps and shower caps, etc that one family would give out.

“Only grabbed a pussy after obtaining consent”

Ted Cruz: Still married to my first wife

Ted Cruz: Tax Payer

“Ted Cruz- never implied he wanted to have sex with his daughter”

I was really expecting him to go as a can of Progresso soup.

I’d like a physical therapist to speak out on this. I know they don’t recommend spending ALL day on one of those ball chairs (maybe an hour at a time).

I’d like a physical therapist to speak out on this. I know they don’t recommend spending ALL day on one of those…