You’re lucky with the no leaks. I haven’t been as lucky...but life changing for most days, you bet. I think about those commercials now where they show a woman wearing white pants, shorts, skirt, whatever & she’s on her period. Or she’ll be dancing around...I never understood....until the cup. Now I get it. I even…

According to Trump, the America that white people are supposed to have is broken and stumbling and in need of repair. Kaepernick is black, and has achieved some success, so he needs to zip it and get in line.

This will be a TMI post Beware:

Yeah, I have problems sleeping if I have to wear more than some underwear. I get no sleep if I have to wear a T-Shirt. Nude sleeping is the best sleep.

Not a problem at all. I’ll just scurry on through the fourth dimension and pick her or him up from the nursery post-birth. Skip the whole painful part, and bonus, we get to have a paradox baby!

I’m following this gal.

Boom, second paragraph right there. You have a gift.

You see the problem is I can’t cancel “lying on the couch feeling like death for an indeterminate amount of time,” which is what mostly seems to eat up my time.

I think I just found my next cover letter.

Of COURSE! The reason I haven’t had time to pursue my interests is because I’ve been using the wrong VERB and not because my shitty job has mandatory overtime and I can’t afford to quit due to the country’s shitty medical system. Thank you, Lifehacker. My problems are solved.

Ok, so in synopsis.....when I’m bored at the office, just do what I feel like doing because it will be fun.

Or a couple of sprays of bleach.

Sorry dude, didn’t realize Lochte was the guy who stole your lunch money.

Huh?

A foreign government is harassing American citizens AT THE OLYMPICS they hosted. Disgusting.

No irony. A shit hole country is harassing American citizens. You see everything from a racists’ perspective.

This is an awfully intense and elaborate response from an underpaid, understaffed police force that has neither the time nor resources to address the high rates of crime in Rio for its citizens.

Yeah, screw those people that are excited and would like to slightly improve the quality of life of those around them. Don’t let them talk to you unless they’ve accomplished miraculous feats.