I consider it to be more of a hobby. My true calling is subversive arts and crafts. I can kill a man with a popsicle stick.

You can only be what you are. Like me, live up to your low potential!

Be like boy! We like Roy!

I recommend adding that your are a god of best practices, destroyer of inefficiency, and that you once ISO 9000 certified a company with your cock.

I don’t make time, I eat time! I shit distance! I piss speed! I shoot depth out of my eyes like laser beams!

Manbang. That's just fantastic. All I needed this morning. Now I'm going to giggle most of the afternoon.

He's the same dentist that thinks sugar free gum and toothpaste are bullshit. 4 out 5 dentists my ass!

I have an Apple Watch. I like it. I can’t imagine wearing another watch with it. For why?

In my family, it’s always been ‘Jesus Christ on a bicycle’. We're verbose.

I wonder if part of the issue is how it interacts with its cloud. It’s all a bit of a mystery to me.

You know, I hadn't even thought to check. I'll have to take a look. Fortunately, our internet provider doesn't cap us, and doesn't seem to throttle us either. We stream everything now.

We have three tv’s with built in Roku, and use PS Vue through it as well. However, I still have an Apple TV in a couple rooms. It’s better with some apps, for some reason. I have Willow TV on Roku and Apple. It’s better on Apple, and I need my cricket fix.

Was coming here to write this. We have one. It's a total piece of trash.

Was coming here to write this. We have one. It's a total piece of trash.

I happen to be the one weirdo who finds the trash can noise to be infinitely satisfying.

It's just a matter of money. It costs several hundred pounds to surrender citizenship. Ain't that a bitch? We haven't actually been back to the UK in 9 years.

Hmm. I am conveniently married to a Brit. Won’t he be surprised!

Agreed.

I don't sweat the unitasker idea. If you like it, use it, you know? I don't like too many rules in my kitchen :)

In my experience, with admittedly shaky hands (long story, medical issue), the skin is tough. It can do the 360 degree slice easily, but the strip cutting would be tough. So, I cut that flesh in the skin, and scoop out. I never seem to lose any flesh, as long as my avocados are ripe.

Which means in our house, this works. We put all our purchases on ours, then pay them off every week. We build up a ton of rewards.