Tell me about it. It's like they finished Beer Commercials and went "Whelp! Never gonna make something that good ever again." And then proceeded to not give a shit for another decade.

Aspiring writer, I've got a screenplay about a third done and a novel I need to run back through and hammer out, have a podcast and I've released five albums and five EPs in the last five years. Currently doing some Let's Play videos on YouTube with my wife.

This is going to be far, far worse than that Hurricane crossover they pulled a few years back.

My grandmother, whose birthday is December 23rd, celebrated her first birthday party with the family two years ago. She turned 86.

I'm a stupid idiot and like The Mars Volta's Deloused in the Comatorium and The Bedlam in Goliath more than I probably have any license to.

This is going to make me sound like an idiot, but I cannot stand reading novels even though I write long form work regularly and would enjoy writing professionally at some point. Very few books don't feel like a slog for me to get through, things like Game of Thrones or anything written by William Gibson, for…

Good God, Project A-ko is amazing, I really need to pick up some of the DVDs sometime. The old Saturday Anime block that I used to watch when I thought "anime" rhymed with "time" introduced me to stuff like Green Legend Ran, Iria: Zeiram the Animation, Tenchi the Movie, Project A-ko, Akira and Galaxy Express 999.

Card Captor Sakura was absolutely wonderful, I could even glean joy out of the completely wrecked Nelvana localized series. I've got something like 8 of the official subtitled VHS tapes, which were ungodly expensive, but, whatever.

This show resonated with me in such a profound way as an 8-year-old. I'd get up early to watch it before school on USA and it's really what started to shape my interests, along with Earthbound on the SNES.

You.

".. But let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence and you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true! Where was I?"

An appreciation for the wonderment that is "Weird Al" Yankovic, someone who can enjoy Azumanga Daioh, to a lesser extent, an affinity for the strangeness that is Riki-Oh: Story of Riki.

The whole cake exchange and the Abe/Homer bit were actually quite funny, which was surprising. I might give this season a chance in reruns if it is even remotely that good from time to time per episode.

Man, my dad and I hated this episode when it came on the ol' Magnetbox while I was growing up. It always seemed to be the one that was showing in syndication and we didn't even really like it in the first place if I recall correctly.

I can't believe that Scott Mosier co-wrote the screenplay for this piece of shit.

I really wasn't expecting this movie to be 'Merida in: The Bear Adventure.' More something similar to a journey home or a bit more of an epic scope.  But that's probably my fault.  I did immensely enjoy the short 'La Luna' mostly due to my being a ridiculous artfag.

I really wasn't expecting this movie to be 'Merida in: The Bear Adventure.' More something similar to a journey home or a bit more of an epic scope.  But that's probably my fault.  I did immensely enjoy the short 'La Luna' mostly due to my being a ridiculous artfag.

Thing(s) I hated about this movie:
 - Kristen Stewart's eternally gaping mouth
 - The plodding pace where more story could have gone to the queen
 - That random fucking beach horse

Thing(s) I hated about this movie:
 - Kristen Stewart's eternally gaping mouth
 - The plodding pace where more story could have gone to the queen
 - That random fucking beach horse

Delivering The Groceries At 138 Beats Per Minute.