GOP: “Porn is one of the great moral problems within our society!”

Hatchbacks and wagons where the rear glass can be opened.

Cars with standard single and double Din radios. I miss the days of upgrading the stock radio to a new Alpine unit with a detachable faceplate so it doesnt get stolen while i’m in Block Buster picking out a VHS to watch.

And while we are making our wishlist... MORE CLOTH SEAT options on higher trim cars. They don’t all have to be as cool as the Clark Plaid on the GTI but cloth seats rock. They aren’t as cold or hot as leather, they don’t crack and split to make five-year-old car look like someone died in the driver’s seat, and they…

Not completely dead in North America (yet), but getting closer and closer to death with every passing year: small cars.

Not pop-up headlights—complete with those BEM-like lumps when activated that mar the car’s profile—but hideaway headlights are just ultra-cool:

Yes. Massachusetts has the best state inspection. It is rigorous for all the parts that matter, suspension, brakes, wheel bearings, tires, etc.

Dunno where you are but here in Massachusetts there is an annual safety inspection for all cars.  If your car is more than 15 years old, you don’t have to have an emission test.  Rust holes are a fail.

Sheesh...sometimes producers really need to check their creators. The show was always about CONSEQUENCES.

And it’s the same pile of shit in every pot. Her marriage and her insightful wisdom. 

Hey, butt plugs have been known to get a lot of things started. Don’t knock it until you tried it.

…this doesn’t seem like the signpost in physical media’s death march you’re making it out to be; like, I buy Blu-rays more than I have in a decade or so (and I know a lot of people turning back to physical media as well, but it’s always online. The only reasons I go into Best Buy are video games and computer…

Given how replaceable they are, it always makes me scratch my head as to why these companies wouldn’t limit CEO compensation even if it’s just so it can’t be used as a narrative backdrop. You’d think the narrative of “we can’t afford it” would land a little better if you weren’t paying your CEO an insane amount.

“Those industries include event ticketing”

I don’t know about the other shows, but women describing themselves as being Rachels or Monicas was definitely the 90s version of Ginger versus Mary Ann.

Why the fuck is safety not a primary concern over cost and weight? You realize once the donut is installed on the vehicle that the driver gets absolutely zero reminders from the dash? What stops them from just forgetting and plowing down the highway like normal? Absolutely nothing prevents that, you have to seriously h…

Well, if they’re not going to report to a Sleep Shop like in the book, there’s always the Carousel.

If cherry picking was as fast as the Holy Rollers do it on the Bible, we’d be up to our nipples in record harvests and positively sick of eating the fuckin things.

Lara Trump always reminds of the rich housewives in my town whose husbands buy them a craft/home decor/gift store to keep them from getting bored, and who think they have exquisite taste because their equally rich girlfriends tell her so when they come over for wine o’clock Wednesdays. Ooooh! Where did you get those…