Is pargant when a little ball of rage implants itself in your uterine lining, gestates for nine months, and then you birth a man-devouring shadow monster like Melisandre on GoT?

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them”

One star isn’t enough for Bernard Black.

I’d been doing this too until my neighbor complained about the weed smell. Now I’m back to being completely miserable and misanthropic.

Go watch Cabaret. You won’t regret it.

Young people will now never understand the Cthulhu Chick Tract in quite the same way.

I can’t decide if I like it or not. it’s like she’s almost got it but keeps slipping in and out of the accent. She’s got the feel right, just. ...I dunno something doesn’t jive.

The world needs more Black Phillip the goat references.

Welp, he’s right about one thing: “capitalist democracy” *is* an oxymoron. The problem is that he’s wrong about which part needs to be discarded or at the very least dramatically downgraded in importance.

That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.

Also his favorite band is the Replacements... that seal the vote for me

Yeee hee hee hee heeeeeee, yessss, my pretties!!

I am so ready.

I spent an unhealthy amount of time with my encyclopedia as a child.