Ah Wiltshire, my home county. This is probably the most exciting thing that will happen there this year.

Caldwell responded to the announcement with a stare into the middle distance.

Such attention to detail was great back when you guys made the trains run on time, but I think you can let this one slide.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

It’s been a rough weekend, eh Tim?

It’s been a banner weekend for the Deadspin Book Club.

Say what you will about National Socialism, but at least it’s an ethos

Goddamn the Stanford band has been terrible throughout history

Here is the church.

I think it’s my favorite post in the entire history of Deadspin. I could read the comments every day for my whole life and never tire of it.

No, Sixers won that game. The standings will show otherwise, but as a Warriors fan and Oakland resident, I promise that the bars in Philly are much happier than the ones here in the ‘Town.

Also in Microsoft’s defense: fuck the goddamn Patriots.

Disco Porcupine forever!

It’s like when South Park made fun of Roger Goodell by just using the actual audio from his batshit insane Ray Rice scandal presser.

+ 1 Ute.

Fair enough, but did you read the story? “I never felt endangered. I was just annoyed.” A major crux of her dilemma is that she didn’t feel afraid or overpowered. Just...worn down.

Govoner wolf needs to send a delegation from pa to do the same thing.