Katy Perry, the John Ruskin for our age.

Two asses and four hooters...

Maybe. I now have a strong urge to regulate the showing of butts in public.

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A good example of how not to assume things. I for some reason thought Amber Rose was African-American, but I see she's Italian, Irish, Scottish and Cabo Verdean. So..a Philadelphian.

She needs to stay relevant as her only talent is fucking the talented and looking like the female version of Sisqo.

I think Ross Douthat, of all people, actually had the best response to this:

Way to make me stick up for someone I don't even like, but, you guys can really try using the simple rule of gender reversal and think before you post about whether you would ever objectify a woman or any other human being this way.

Orton seems like the type to use a giant garbage bag for a suitcase, and hangers fit awkwardly into giant garbage bags.

Seriously. This is like when I went into my boss's office and demanded more responsibility and authority, and she asked me who I was.

Seems fitting that his retirement also sailed over the heads of his receivers.

Connie had this twigged twenty years ago...

Here is an article by Robert Reich, a former Secretary of Labor, assistant to the Solicitor General, Harvard professor, etc., about why CEOs aren't worth their compensation packages.

In our recent local election we actually elected a batshit crazy lunatic because someone on her team was smart enough to assign the job of standing next to her at all interviews/public appearances/etc. and grabbing her arm when they could tell she was about to say something insane/offensive/stupid. It worked, but when…

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Ah, gotcha. In that case, here, let me help you again; you appear lost...

dude can write

This is great.