I can’t wrap my head around this. Nothing makes sense anymore.   

Ugh...in the vids, this guy is like an evil, next-gen Max Headroom kinda thing.  He doesn’t fully cross the uncanny valley.  

Between this whole schmeggegi you’ve unpacked here, and the apparently not-alternative fact that the Jaguars are winning ?!? with starting QB Blake Bortles ?!!??! - - 2017 has broken my mind. I can’t make it to the finish line.

+1 stroke of genius!

BELLWETHER is my second-favorite book that none of my fantasy/sci-fi nerd friends have ever heard of.  Favorite: R.A. Macavoy’s TEA WITH THE BLACK DRAGON.  I’m forevery recommending them and never lending my copies.  

Take your effin’ star and choke on it, you son of a bitch...

My fave pull-quote from Thompson on Nixon is “...a man so basically twisted he required servants to help him screw his pants on in morning.”

You are right, and I would have liked it if they had, but not enough people out there would get a COBOL reference, I guess. I’m only aware of it because my dad used it at work, mentioned it at some point, and I asked him the difference between COBOL and BASIC. I cannot remember a single thing he said after that.

30 STARS - I wanted to expand your program to automatically increase star count in a loop, but don’t remember enough BASIC.

That WAS the NFL concussion watcher.

Argh, can’t delete. I remember now - Robyn = INVISIBLES, Doom Patrol was Crazy Jane. Kinda the same person.

What, Doom Patrol Robin?

You’re right - the “friends” realization with Janet seems real because t was just between the two of them; no need for keeping up a ruse. Unless the plan involves him decieving Janet, in which case, come one. That’s a bad plan.

This is absolutely the conversation I came here for.

Is that the Jerry Jones biography?

“Who the F are you to try to oppress my freedom to have it both ways?”
I can just imagine.

It takes hours to coax Shawn out of his coccoon when he hears it.

Oddly, though, if you google “robot slave lady,” you won’t find much about Janet.

Go ahead. Try it.

Also, Belgians all go to the Bad Place automatically. Even ordering Belgian waffles gets you -5 points. More points off with toppings.