I went to an L.A. Dodgers game once. The only thing that kept me awake was the fact that there was a player named Milton Bradley and I was able to make board game-related puns in a sportscaster voice.

All the screenshots I posted are @peepleforpeople; I believe @peopleforpeeple is the parody account. (I’ve been double-checking my screenshots pretty carefully because of how easy it is to get them confused...two letter difference.)

I just cannot get over how ridiculous their latest tv ad/trailer is for this show. “The FBI’s sexiest recruits...in the best shape of their lives...all under one roof.” REALLY? It’s one step short of being like, “Young hot sexy people with guns solving crimes...also...boobs.”

This was happening at jails in the NY area too (I believe the Hudson County Jail in Kearney, NJ?). Guards were making women take their bras off to come through. And then if your nipples were showing through your shirt, they would say you were being indecent and not let you in.

Language changes with context: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/24/opi…

When my mom visited San Quentin they wouldn’t let her in with her bra because her it had underwire but they also wouldn’t let her in without a bra on. She had to rip the underwire out of her bra using a tiny nailclipper keychain. It was a bad day for a lot of reasons.

Security theater is best served farcical.

And yes, you can be a very serious and substantial woman and also allow the planets to rule your soul!

Nooooooo!

Okay, stop it. Do not compare the CLEARLY SUPERIOR DAARIO to this weasel.

In Keynesean economics, the state responds to a depressed economy by borrowing a bunch of money and buying a bunch of stuff. Since spending in one sector (such as building roads) tends to increase economic activity in other sectors (because now the workers can afford to eat and buy trousers and whatnot), this gets the…

Austerity is when you stuff your contractors full of pork, give banks massive hand outs, then when poor people ask for help get told there is no money left.

You listening, Patricia Arquette?

They never thought it was a bomb. If they ever genuinely thought it was a bomb, they would have evacuated the school and called the SWAT team. They wanted to intimidate Ahmed’s family because his father is an outspoken advocate of Muslim-Americans in an openly racist community.

A book of ettiquete would have been an acceptable gift.

OMG, the shower gift IS a wedding gift. The point of showers is so that people can buy gifts off the registry and not have to tote them to the wedding. Do people not realize that anymore???!!!

You should have shamed the shit out of her and replied, “I already bought you this, this, AND this. That’s 3 gifts by my count,…

You should have reminded her before her second anniversary that brides have a year to write thank you notes for gifts given so if she wrote one ASAP she’d still be within the acceptable time period. Because that amount of awful requires some next-level snark in return.

I am making the quite likely unwise decision to comment before I click through to the original article, because I didn’t see any mention on the bride’s part that she’s sent a heartfelt thank you letter to her bridesmaid for being part of her wedding party.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

Maybe she thought that she didn’t have to give us a wedding gift because she was a bridesmaid?