We may bitch about 2017 a lot, but it’s already given us Woke Harbaugh. That’s kind of strange and beautiful.

Why hasn’t Sarah Palin been signed by anyone yet? Did anyone ever consider that??!

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. The Bears are an injury away from having SANCHEZ! start. Fucking Bears’ fans are gonna literally kill themselves with him in the lineup after their all those years with the beachass “gunslinger” at qb.

Well if anyone knows the things someone does just to get attention Sarah “My Son Beat His Girlfriend Because Obama” Palin.

Two things: First, I think it’s apparent by the fact that it is not some milquetoast sentiment that he has really thought about the issues and supports Colin and would support anyone else trying to address those issues. Second, who really gives a shit for his motivations if he’s referring to Colin as “a hero” and…

Nah. The few times anyone saw him this spring, he’s looked like ass.

I don’t think you get to that level of nuance unless it’s an honestly-held belief.

She’s not, and I had mentally thrown her into the dumpster of history. Just seeing her quote in the piece made me shudder all over again.

they make moveable privacy walls, so that would probably be the solution

Which is hilarious, because Sarah Palin is only shitting on Kaep for attention.

He’ll end up as second in line to Sam Bradford, who then gets broken in half due to being Sam Bradford, will start 10 games and get us to the Superbowl.

That seems unfair-he’s not just spouting off generically. He’s supportive with more detailed analysis than 99% of SJW “activists” could even dream of.

You know, I’d be okay with that. If someone says or does something good out of cynical motivation, we still get the something good out of it, right? It’s like, people who are conserving energy to save costs—I really don’t care if they give a shit about trees or not.

But enough about Jimmy Clausen.

This will provide a nice temporary feeling of hope for about 5 minutes until I move on to the WaPo to read about Russia hearings.

Man, fuck Jim Harbaugh for making me feel bad for saying “fuck Jim Harbaugh” all those times.

not only that, but ever been on the toilet when somebody rings the bell? no more poopus interruptus! :D

“Large oppurtunity to leave your mark”