You’re not smart enough to know how smart I am.

Thanks for introducing us.

We love some Incubus in my house, but for my money, there’s no better relaxing music than that of Bebel Gilberto. Her albums “Tanto Tempo”, “Bebel Gilberto”, and “Momento” are almost completely solid (I don’t remember which tracks I shelved from them but it certainly wasn’t many). It’s almost as if she has…

That’s the reason, my friend. That’s the only reason.

Seeing as how no one has an effin clue as to the cause of Celiac, this is news, even if it’s disproven later.

The symptoms would change your mind.

There’s always a first study. Always.

The greatest honor in this world is when morons call you an idiot. Thanks.

It’s really where he puts the Vaseline that matters.

I remember when our community league team was down 4-0 within 20 minutes to a team that had some ex-UVA players on it plus some local select legends. I think it ended up 7-0, but I was never upset, just trying harder and harder, to greater frustration.

“Football has given me a lifetime of lessons, friendships, and memories I wouldn’t trade for the world.”

Newcastle fucked by referee full of Newcastle.

When pimps hire pimps, everyone’s fucking everyone.

I was referring to his two balls.

Stanwyck knew the value of the second knuckle.

The only Yankees’ number that should be retired is Jeter’s 2, because those two witnessed a first-ballot HOFer.

Such a beautiful melody.

I’ve fallen in love with Radiohead in the last month or two and absolutely dig their 2016 Lollapalooza show, and the end is GLORIOUS.

Appropriate handle.

Fuck it, even us greys can post a great song. I still ain’t hatin, only lovin.