Brother, Gov. McAuliffe just decriminalized the weed. Enjoy accordingly.

My only complaint with being both Irish and Mexican is that I burn in the summer and my younger brother turns golden brown. Life aint fair.

EXCUSE ME, I SUFFER FROM VOICE IMMODULATION. IM UNABLE TO CONTROL THE PITCH OR VOLUME OF MY VOICE. ALSO KNOWN AS VAN HORTONS SYNDROM. VH IS A RECOGNIZED PSYCHO-MEDICAL CONDITION WHICH YOU MAY HAVE READ ABOUT IN NEWSWEEK OR CRACKED MAGAZINE. NUMEROUS PROMINENT AMERICANS SUFFER FROM THIS DEBILITATING DISEASE,…

I think you might need Tommy Jean(-Paul Sartre) surgery.

I AM ANGRY AND HAVE ACCESS TO A PUBLIC FORUM SO I GET TO SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE WITH NO CONSEQUENCE AND MAYBE SOME PEOPLE WILL BE UPSET WITH ME BUT THATS OK BECAUSE THATS KIND OF WHAT I WAS HOPING WOULD HAPPEN AND IM GOING TO KEEP REFRESHING THIS PAGE TO SEE IF PEOPLE ARE MAD AT ME FOR SAYING A MEAN THING ABOUT…

Yeah, I’m alright, sorry. I have no excuse.

You ok?

“...but couldn’t really provide an explanation for the lack of zip behind his pitches.”

Coming from a guy who spent 9 hours at work the other day and didn’t get an NFL contract, I’m taking your comment with a grain of salt.

Lynch strikes me as the type of guy who used football as a way to get and enjoy what he wanted in life, and now that he has it, he’s got no use for wasting time fucking around with it anymore.

Hey, Meals on Wheels isn’t political, either. But, you know, it’s 2017, and evidently feeding the elderly poor just isn’t a good investment anymore and anybody who says differently or advocates basic human decency is just being ‘political’ anymore.

For all intensive purposes, you might be correct!

+1 sky the color of a tv tuned to a dead station

We had Peacemakers for awhile actually. Just instead of being people who go overseas to quell violence, they were ICBM’s capable of carrying a 3 megaton nuclear payload. Totally not a misleading name at all!

If my taxes aren’t going towards the best Internet and most bandwidth possible so that the Pentagon jabronis can watch their brackets get crushed, then what the fuck good is paying them?

Living up to your screen name...... ;)

We’ve got 10 gigabit fiber here at work. We cap the speeds for everybody at 500Mbps up and down. That’s more than enough for people on our network to watch what they want. Provided we don’t block the connections, of course. We were nice enough to open up the tournament streams.

this is why i looooove working from home. well this and i can poop in my own bathroom.

Sure take it out on everyone else just because Army isn’t in the tourney.