I wrote a play once. It was called “Space Captain Hero Vs. The Aliens”. I didn’t get anywhere near that amount for it, but I did get a nice ribbon in the 4th Grade Writing Contest. A white ribbon. For participation.

I prefer Johnny Cash’s explanation for wearing black:

“And then he’s going to have the same success recruiting in suck-ass Missouri?”

Counterpoint: Columbia is a shithole full of strip malls and surrounded by serious rednecks with meth.

low hanging fruit

barkne would have tripled your stars, newb.

Currently dealing with this myself. Neighbors haven’t had a party in 5 days, best week of sleep i’ve had in a year. Productivity is off the charts.

The dogs aren’t doping this year

I think mushers daydream about being slave owners.

After the win, Seavey said to his team, “Good dogs.”

“Close, but no cigar” -juror when asked if he believed Estrada and Hernandez were guilty of smuggling every Cuban into the country.

Charges dismissed under the time-honored legal principle of “Don’t start none, won’t be none.”

I had a buddy that lived in Blacksburg for a while and said the same thing. Summer months are awesome b/c all the businesses, etc are still open just not as busy, and most wouldn’t be there at all if not for the school.

He was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals.

Improptu Starter Jacket club thread!

Hakeem came close back in the day (and probably Kirilenko once or twice, too), but I can actually envision Draymond Green getting a quintuple-double one day. That’s so stupid to type and click ‘publish’ on, admittedly.

Lots of indoctrinated basketball youth in Mormonism. Bring’em Young, I guess?

Did the drapes match the carpet?