Conclusions require a solid logical thinking process based upon absolutely true facts. If either of these are fucked, the output is fucked.

Farmers aren’t morons. Truck drivers, on the other hand, ...

THIS. I was going to say the problem is the stupidity of people available for jury duty. Instead, you’ve given us the solution. Bravo, Sir.

When a person truly loves money, they can literally not love other human beings. At a certain level of the commitment to money, there is no human tragedy that outweighs their service to profit.

“Amateur Athletics” is the biggest crock of shit in the history of sport. It’s just a way for rich white guys to keep us poors from being able to destroy them in competition. That it survives to this day is a testament to how little the world has really changed in the last 100 years.

Fake sports with fake rivalries and fake beefs, fake news with a fake president, and a poplulace that doesn’t know or care what is fake and what is true.

It’s a park!

A neurosurgeon I did statistical analysis for once told me, “The computer doesn’t care what you wear.” If I’m there to meet customers, the company is fucked.

It’s Eddie Izzard night. Check out Monkey with a Gun.

Check out his full shows if you can, I can recommend all the ones from “Unrepeatable” to “Sexie”, inclusive. His takes on religion and history are so cerebral and laugh-out-loud funny. And, of course, his bit about Darth Vader in the Death Star canteen is legendary. Cheers.

They shall, my friend, they shall.

James Baldwin’s 1965 Oxford debate on the topic of “Is the American Dream at the expense of the American Negro?” is nothing less than fantastic, and the reception he received from the Oxford students in attendance stunned him, apparently. They gave him a long standing ovation.

How about Eddie Izzard’s Covered in Bees bit?

Why not choose heaven? To have a veritable eternity to exercise your imagination to your heart’s content with unlimited resources. Experience history’s intricacies. Swim as a dolphin, fly as a bird. Experience life in all its forms, master all sciences, arts, engineering and maths. Understand the intricacies of the…

You act like your handle, so my comment about you is appropriate.

Like a baseball pitch in the dirt, it hits too close to home.

No, my friend. We are designed as energy consumers and this Earth is more than bountiful enough for us to support many billions of people on this planet, comfortably, but not if we waste our resources on such destructive industries as alcohol, prostitution, drugs and gambling.

No worries, my friend, I’ll try to catch it later with my wife. We all need all the laughs we can get in this life, especially in 2017.

You assume to know what a man who has tried to love God with all his heart, all his soul, all his mind, and all his strength should be doing at all times of the day and night.

You assume to know what a man who has tried to love God with all his heart, all his soul, all his mind, and all his strength should be doing at all times of the day and night.