Tell me that again after you go through my goofy, silly jokes I’ve been making all day.

Literal LOL with tears. So fucking good. I’m such a doofus, I don’t even know who the fuck that is, but that name is comedy gold. I’m still laughing. Thanks.

Even funnier is that I didn’t watch it with my 8 and 10 year olds around, but I already knew the quote you were getting at.

His strike zone is massive

It’s good to be the King!

Trolls are the people who: don’t address other people’s points, don’t make points of their own and then call the people who actually make salient points trolls.

He saw that awful picture of him making that first-pitch. His ego couldn’t handle it.

The most powerful man in Go wears sandals, shorts and a big beard, because he’s a programmer.

In Bobby Fischer’s “Game of the Century”, he sacrificed his queen brilliantly for the victory.

As the Bishop of Logic, I knight you King of chess puns. Your castle awaits.

I know, few people in America are interested in truths they don’t want to hear.

I think their Kool-aid has Everclear in it.

No, I didn’t and I’m not authorized to speak for you.

From the above article’s first paragraph:

Your change of subject means you have zero points of mine that you can refute.

I put it here. Thanks for your reasoned response.

In a world with people starving and thirsting to death, it is immoral to use clean water, barley and whatever to make something that ALWAYS harms the human body in whatever amount. These are the final three paragraphs of this Dec23, 2016 WaPo article (emphasis mine):

I have to say that I’d really like that.

It’s almost as if “drunk” and “acting [bad adjective]” have a strong correlation that tends towards causation in a significant portion of such incidents.

Well, I guess that means it’s all down hill from here.