And how much more so for Dwight Howard.

Because his “God” is Satan, the edifice upon which he builds his lies is completely in order.

I know that I wish he was in a dentist’s chair - that dentist from Marathon Man, as played by Larry Olivier.

C’mon, that’s at least a fivehead.

No mention that he leads all soccer players in “Percentag of Haircuts that are Totally Douchy” at 100%?

Great point, and I have a feeling that Coach Cal isn’t afraid to slide some hundreds to his guys. He seems like he could be that kind of guy, or at least I hope so.

Very good point, but I doubt he was so insanely compensated back then compared to today’s coaches, but I could be wrong.

Thanks for the info. I love how the white accentuates his curve.

Some people simply do not see past the immediate one millimeter bubble that surrounds their body.

Which millionaire making money off coaching poor black kids (let’s be real here) isn’t an asshole, exactly?

I thought it was something about “purty lips”.

Who’s the fat official in white to the right in full gear with helmet?

Helluva place for a curb.

Sponsored by Depends Undergarments for Sport.

They’re all dizzy after the race, right?

I thought the lesson is that drunkenness is a pox upon society where normally level-headed people sometimes make rash, alcohol-influenced decisions that cost them for the rest of their lives?

What if you found yourself at a Trump rally?

Representin’ M&Ms, motherfucker!

More weed, less adderall.
More cool, less retahded.

What, Ed Grimley’s back?!